Athens makes another attempt at unlockng funds with reforms-for-cash plan with threat of default looming - I've also been trying to convince my bank to nullify my mortgage and credit card debts, and all they have done is mess around with the payment period and made me sign bits of paper about how I intend to get out of debt. I desperately need some cash to settle my bar bill at the Dog and Duck and they won't even give me a few quid for that unless I write a list of reforms I am going to make. But, obviously, I can't be arsed to do that. Went back to the bank again and they asked for that bloody list again. I will told them that I will arrange for some homeless people to sit outside the bank begging and annoying their customers. They ignored my threat and refused to give me any money.
They won't stop asking for a bl0ody list so we finally put one together with things like "Will put €1 in the swear box if any of us swear" and "will sell some old CD's at a car boot sale" and sent it to the bank written in Chinese in yellow ink. But they still refuse to give us any money.
I don't think they realise how desperate the situation is. I've told them that without a bailout we won't be able to pay our bar bill we will be barred from the Dog and Duck. And no-one wants to see that happen, do they?
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