This EU budget stuff can come across as pretty
dull and confusing. To lighten things up a bit, we will turn to the universal
language of football. So meet the EU budget 'Veto Team' - the eleven EU
leaders that so far have threatened to veto the EU budget unless they get a
better deal. Needless to say, given that this is its first outing, the
eleven-man team is far from a cohesive unit - with lots of big egos
and players who play for themselves.
· David Cameron leads the line, ready to strike
and seen as the most likely to pull the trigger on any veto.
· Swedish Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt at
right winger hugging the line (sticking to his guns), happy to put in a shift
for the team and more likely to offer an assist/support for Cameron than to deliver
the final blow himself.
· French President François Hollande is the
mercurial trickster playing between the lines but not quite sure of his role or
his aims. Ultimately a selfish player (as are many of the others) but who’s own
personal gain could ultimately be detrimental to the rest of the team.
· Italian Prime Minister Mario Monti is playing the
stoic holding role, refusing to budge and occasionally gesticulating wildly at
the referee, although never actually getting into the danger zone at the
forefront of the action. More likely to break up play and provide a stumbling
block than deliver a knockout blow to the opposition. Unlike the rest of the
team, not here on merit (elected) but parachuted in by the powers above.
· Portuguese Prime Minister Pedro Passos Coelho
takes on the Cristiano Ronaldo role as a marauding left winger and not just
because of the nationality. His red line that Herman Van Rompuy's proposal is
unacceptable makes him more of a threat than many expected. Under pressure to
perform from his home fans (electorate) he needs to put in a big showing – the
question remains though whether he will rise to the challenge or crumble under
the pressure.
· Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte is playing the
'box-to-box midfielder' role, akin to the days of Johan Cruyff's 'total
football'. Usually more inclined to side with Germany (the opposition), Rutte
finds himself dragged end-to-end with action not quite sure where he should be
or where he is best suited. One things for sure, his hometown team (the VVD
party) would love to see him score.
· Belgian Prime Minister Elio Di Rupo, naturally
inclined to the left, find himself at left back. His demands are relatively
minor and he’s not a regular in this team (usually part of the core EU group
who’s views align closely). He’ll put up a fight for a bit but he’s not a star
player in this game.
· The towering centre-back, Danish Prime Minister
Helle Thorning-Schmidt provides a solid spine to the team. Not one of the more
flashy players but they know their job and what they want out of it (a clean
sheet). Unlikely to score (pull the veto) but will definitely provide a blocker
against any increases in the budget.
· Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann is another
unfamiliar member of the team. Stuck in at centre back because of its
experience in the eurozone crisis and playing a key blocking role in minimising
the liabilities. Unfortunately, its aims are different in this game and as with
Hollande its may end up scoring an own goal (getting more spending in the
budget).
· Romanian President Traian Basescu, at right
back, is there as a late replacement and now a token entry. The previous
incumbent (Romanian Prime Minister Victor Ponta) looked set for an interesting
game, but after the substitution this role is unlikely to provide much action.
· Latvian Prime Minister Valdis Dombrovskis is in
goal because, well, the smallest kid always gets stuck with the worst job.